Watermelons And Wartortles

Just an average guy talking about random stuff

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via blastortoise)

fherthus:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21hgrx_kacy-catanzaro-american-ninja-warrior-dallas-finals_sport For those of us live in Canada and can’t watch the video.

(Source: felicityperhaps, via blastortoise)

bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

(Source: dekurisu, via crrocs)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom, via pizza)

so much what
majortvjunkie:

mixitupandmassappealit:

majortvjunkie:

Beyonce animorphing into a bey

IT HAS A FUCKING CROWN

because she’s the queen bee

majortvjunkie:

mixitupandmassappealit:

majortvjunkie:

Beyonce animorphing into a bey

IT HAS A FUCKING CROWN

because she’s the queen bee

(via joshpeck)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via crrocs)

lightning-and-bones:

mrpink627:

too soon.

I hope he sees this

(Source: vestitadautunno, via australian-government)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via pizza)

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